$70,000 Hair

One of the most iconic hairs of any celeb. Everyone knows that Donald hair! That legendary mane deserves as much hype as the man himself, and we're here to pump it up. Word on the street (and his tax returns) is that he splurged $70k a year on that 'do. That's some serious cheddar. This hair is priceless, worth every sat. 

We identify as Donald's hair, we ARE the hair. Bring on the volume and let’s moon!